Trudeau demands apology from Sony CEO for inappropriately naming its popular 1980s portable cassette player
http://www.2pnews.com/2018/09/24/walkfolk/
“I WAS SITTING IN THE HOT TUB THE OTHER NIGHT CONTEMPLATING OTHER WAYS THAT I CAN RUN THE COUNTRY MORE LIKE MY LATE FATHER, WHEN MY FOCUS WAS DRAWN TO THE BRIGHT YELLOW WALKMAN NEXT TO ME AND REALIZED,
‘WAIT A MINUTE, WALKMAN?!?!?! THAT NAME WON’T FLY HERE IN MY GREAT COUNTRY! I’VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS, AND DO IT NOW!’ SO HERE I AM, FOLLOWING THROUGH ON MY WORD TO MYSELF.”
– JUSTIN “JT” TRUDEAU
A Canadian government source, who hasn’t been authorized to speak publicly on the matter, said that Mr. Trudeau not only demanded a written and televised apology from Mr. Yoshida,
but is also working with parliament to pass a law to officially change the name of the devices within Canadian borders to Walkfolk
– a term that the Prime Minister himself coined in an emotionally-charged rage over the idea that this has been going on for over 3 decades.
