Florida Man Calls 911 To Request His Meth Be Tested For Authenticity, Sheriff Happily Obliges
(フロリダの男、自分の覚醒剤の真偽を確かめるために911に通報、保安官が快く承諾)

On 03-10-22 at approximately 7 p.m., Hernando County Sheriff’s deputies were dispatched to
1463 Mariner Boulevard in Spring Hill after a resident in the home called 9-1-1 to request
that a deputy be dispatched to “test the methamphetamine” he had recently purchased.
(3月10日午後7時頃、ヘルナンド郡の保安官代理がスプリングヒルの1463 Mariner Boulevardに出動した。
この家の住人が911に電話し、最近購入した「覚せい剤の検査」のために保安官を出動させるように要請したためだ。)

Evidently, the substance Colucci had recently purchased did not provide the expected sensation, hence the call to 911.
(男が最近購入した覚醒剤から期待したような感覚を得られなかったため、911に通報したとみられる。)

As requested, a deputy performed a field test on a sample of the white crystal-like substance
from each of the baggies. The substance from both baggies tested positive for methamphetamine.
(要請通り、保安官はそれぞれの袋から白い結晶のような物質のサンプルを採取し、検査を実施。
両方の袋の物質からメタンフェタミンの陽性反応が検出された。)

Deputies placed Colucci under arrest and in the back of a patrol vehicle.
(保安官はその場で男をを逮捕し、パトカーの後ろに乗せた。)

“If you, or someone you know, have doubts about the authenticity of any illegal narcotics
you have on-hand or have obtained from another person, the Hernando County Sheriff’s
Office is pleased to provide this service, FREE of charge,” said Hernando County Sheriff’s Office in a statement.
(「もしあなたや知り合いが、他人から入手した違法薬物の真偽に疑問を感じた場合、
ヘルナンド郡保安官事務所はこのサービスを無料で提供します」と、ヘルナンド郡保安官事務所は声https://www.tampafp.com/florida-man-calls-911-to-request-his-meth-be-tested-for-authenticity-sheriff-happily-obliges/