縄文というのはほんとうに ろくなもんじゃないとユリえばションベンで思った 0141名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 10:36:51.23ID:ycQ6OACS0 人生 こいつなんか嫌なやつ こいつなんか嫌いってやつとは 関わらないことだよ 0142名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 10:39:14.34ID:tB9psH2t0 元陸自隊員 ありがとうとごめんなさいは口が裂けても言わない 絶対に会社に採用してはいけない 人間が腐ってる 0143名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 10:42:42.62ID:MPh0iraS0>>136 私立のオレ上級!!アピじゃないだろうけどw まさに近所地元の子供だけじゃない人間関係が反映されがちなもんで 正しい正しく無いじゃなくて、親や先生まで、観て見ぬ振りしがちだからね 結局、「みんな仲良くするのが大人」とか「友達をつくりなさい」とか言って 子供を突き放した向こう側で悲惨な犯罪に巻き込まれる 都会でもそうだよ でも名門私立にもイジメはあるみたいだけどね オリンピックでの○○○の件とか 0144名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 10:47:00.81ID:MPh0iraS0 まあ「本当のことだけは絶対言ってはいけない」のが村社会なんだけどね 0145名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 10:59:48.32ID:ycQ6OACS0>>143 俺は東京で生まれて 東京の公立小学校中学校に 進学して 偏差値68の地元の公立高校に進学して そこそこ大学に進学して東京でそのまま 就職したけど 小学校中学校時代の同級生は悲惨な 人生送ってる人が多い とくに全然勉強してなかった人とか ずっと地元に残り続けて悪さしてる 同級生と一個上と2個上は みんな少年院や少年刑務所や刑務所に 入った人がいる 0146名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 11:03:31.33ID:ycQ6OACS0>>143 公立小学校中学校の 生徒はやばい子が多いから 安易に仲良くならないほうがいい 少年院や少年刑務所や刑務所に 入った経験がある人が多いし こういう子と仲良くすると 自分も少年院や刑務所に入らないと 駄目になる 俺の小学校時代の同級生数人が 中学校に入学して不良になって 少年院に入ったよ 今でも刺青入れてるし 悲惨な人生を送ってる 0147名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 11:04:56.32ID:pUO3q+Th0 一番はお前じゃないか? 側にいられたら絶対嫌なタイプだよお前は 0148名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 11:06:33.54ID:yXFBypBA0 N国の党首? 0149名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 11:17:20.67ID:IQJvVTcO0 言動に責任がない人とかがないのは 自分にブメーランが飛んでくるからだろうか? 0150名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 11:32:17.59ID:0stR3KCh0 第一位はホリエモンだと思う 0151名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 11:54:24.43ID:CNhj0u+M0 ひろゆきの地元治安悪いしな しかも学生時代の同年代がのちに半グレになるやつらばっかだしな 0152名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 11:56:58.65ID:eEZWFmna0>>1 お前 0153名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:00:27.23ID:BoYk1Ix60 At college, KK worked at the SS-ranked luxury hotel called Teikoku Hotel. They mainly hire pretty-faces (as this was what I was told later.)
One day in the room. Me, Suzuki, Tada, Tanaka, Osamu and everyone surrounded the table. Suzuki did most of the talking. He glanced at me and said “I suppose KK sees and thinks ‘In your dreams!’ But you need to talk more. We’re all interested in what you have to say! Well, Tada, on the other hand. I can easily imagine women at each other’s throat at your funeral.” What was I supposed to say? Oh, no. I’m totally available!? I just let it pass. I hate this seminar-style sessions where you have to speak up in front of 10 other people. Later in the same room, some other man, whose name I don’t remember, said to me “Don’t you want a boyfriend or something, KK?” I could tell the dude was already critical and intimidating. KK replied: “I don’t want to seem HUNGRY. I’m not a GO-GETTER. you know.” And the guy looked up and down at me cooly and said “Well, it just seems to me that you look so thin.” Jesus, this unclean looking dude was 3 years older than me. Way to break the ice indeed. BTW, this dude Suzuki and I got on well. He later went to Africa and brought back a delicately crafted music box for me. A nice gesture.
One other time when we went to visit a fall. We were taking it easy in a dining room. There were female participants from an all-female university. I asked one of the ladies to get a cushion for me. She replied “Go fetch yourself.” I peered over and saw lots of intimidating big men hovering around the cushions. So I asked her again “Can you bring a cushion for me?” Her reply remained the same – “Go fetch yourself.” As this episode shows, KK was incredibly shy and letting herself walk into that pile of dirty smelly men was unthinkable. KK always has no trouble talking to female strangers. After all KK was raised by mother and sister.
KK got over her shyness when she went to England to study. Everywhere you turn, you see an English man. I think it’s the language that urges you to be more forthcoming and accepting. My ex was an English man, too – the guy who would spend a good 10-to20 minutes on kissing. Said “all the while at the dinner, I was thinking of kissing your pretty mouth.” 0154名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:01:18.81ID:KQZTn+OK0 子供向け 0155名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:02:00.84ID:YRe54X7b0 お前
ブスブサの私怨があると、ダラダラするんで 0165名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:11:01.74ID:pmuBCgLl0 結局嫌だな面倒だなと思ったら距離を置くしかない 0166名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:12:21.48ID:DethrEC60 嫌いすぎて殴りたくなるような無能がいるけど、同じ職場だから 関わらざるを得ない。辛い 0167名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:12:50.76ID:dR6hdwXR0>>10 何気にまたYouTubeやりだしたな 0168名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:14:25.65ID:PIZTYkaD0>>75 NHK時代に言えたら本物だったんだけどな 0169名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:16:45.44ID:BoYk1Ix60 Tweaked a bit (・ω・)ノ
At college, KK worked at the SS-ranked luxury hotel called Teikoku Hotel. They mainly hire pretty-faces (as this was what I was told later.)
One day at the college campus, Me, Suzuki, Tada, Tanaka, Osamu and everyone surrounded the table. Suzuki, who was 2 years older, did most of the talking. He glanced at me and said “I suppose KK sees us and thinks ‘In your dreams!’ But you need to talk more. We’re all interested in what you have to say! Well, Tada, on the other hand. I can easily imagine women at each other’s throat at your funeral.” What was I supposed to say? Oh, no. I’m totally available!? I just let it pass. I hate this seminar-style sessions where you have to speak up in front of 10 other people. The presence of this talkative dude helped. Later in the same room, some other man, whose name I don’t remember, said to me “Don’t you want a boyfriend or something, KK?” I could tell the dude was already critical and intimidating. KK replied: “I don’t want to seem HUNGRY. I’m not a GO-GETTER. you know.” And the guy looked up and down at me cooly and said “Well, it just seems to me that you look so thin.” Jesus, this unclean looking dude was 3 years older than me. Way to break the ice indeed. BTW, this dude Suzuki and I got on well. He later went to Africa and brought back a delicately crafted music box for me. A nice gesture.
See, I got into the university at Age 18, right after HS. Though a lot of people spend years studying until they get accepted by the university of their choice. These people start college life older. Mr. Suzuki (law) was already 2 years older and Mr. Tanaka(business) was 3 years older. I got on well with them.
One other time when we went to visit a fall. We were taking it easy in a dining room. There were female participants from an all-female university. I asked one of the ladies to get a cushion for me. She replied “Go fetch yourself.” I peered over and saw lots of intimidating big men hovering around the cushions. So I asked her again “Can you bring a cushion for me?” Her reply remained the same – “Go fetch yourself.” As this episode shows, KK was incredibly shy and letting herself walk into that pile of dirty smelly men was unthinkable. KK always has no trouble talking to female strangers. After all KK was raised by mother and sister.
KK got over her shyness when she went to England to study. Everywhere you turn, you see an English man. I think it’s the language that urges you to be more forthcoming and accepting. My ex was an English man, too – the guy who would spend a good 10-to20 minutes on kissing. Said “all the while at the dinner, I was thinking of kissing your pretty mouth.” 0170名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:17:05.33ID:djHnTsse0 誰かと仲良くなる方法みたいな話とかって子供の頃から色々見聞きするけどどっちかって言うと仲良くなる方法よりも嫌なヤツと距離を置く方法とか身の守り方のほうが教えとくべきだと思う 0171名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:20:03.02ID:htpZOFaM0>>1 関わらない方がいい人ランキングの第1位は賠償金を踏み倒してフランスに逃亡して デマ垂れ流しては即座に論破されて顔を真っ赤にして逃亡するような奴だろ 0172名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:20:50.42ID:BoYk1Ix60>>170 ひろゆきの本ってそういうアプローチが多いと思う。 自分を崩さずにうまくやっていける方法、みたいなの。 0173名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:21:37.00ID:BoYk1Ix60>>171 いや、全部本当のことだけど。
間違ってるとこある? 0174名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:22:20.71ID:U2Uf0NGI0>>1 1位 メンタリスト 2位 ホリエモン 3位 ひろゆき 0175名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:22:21.79ID:BoYk1Ix60 そら、この女、 何の成功もせんわ 0176名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:22:24.39ID:vmsvm5kE0 有名人の信者って本当にバカしか居ないよな ひろゆきのライブも長いだけで面白くない 質問や相談がアホばかり 0177名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:22:42.03ID:+ojQIi/B0 ひろゆきは快適そうだもんな さすがだわ 0178名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:23:01.00ID:BoYk1Ix60>>174 Suzuki is talking about a tall lady from an all-female university.
私と並んで圧倒的に見劣りのするジュディマリ、 別に嫌ったっていいじゃん 0184名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:25:02.27ID:BoYk1Ix60>>180 1位は誰? 0185名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:25:40.60ID:BoYk1Ix60>>180 Who is No. 1 then? 0186名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:27:20.29ID:7qNoOdkJ0 おフランスでは…ってお前の頭の中身は60年代か? 今どきフランスなんか有り難がってるヤツいないぞ 0187名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:27:24.01ID:BoYk1Ix60 Are you talking about ladies from all-female university who were not even students at our ELITE college??
Or are you talking about this tiny-eyed, fat-faced fat-bodied ugly version of Judy & Mary?????
Yes, I only saw her once and I avoided her. 0188名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:28:20.68ID:JX6STQDm0>>170 それな みんな仲良くと言う言葉は洗脳と言うより呪いだよな 0189名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:28:33.94ID:BoYk1Ix60>>186 現実的な話をすると、他の先輩が神保町に移籍した つまり、 部室を切り盛りするのはオサムと仙台とホテル経営者に託されている。
なんだこれと、友達が凝視していたよ。 0192名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:30:46.91ID:djHnTsse0>>188 誰かと仲良くなれなくて困る場面よりも誰かと距離を置きたかったり縁を切りたいけど切れなくて困る場面のほうが圧倒的に多いからね 弁護士なんてそれで飯が食えてるんだし 0193名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:31:16.61ID:DduGwRa80 ごめんなさいを言えないお前もな 0194名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:32:09.80ID:BoYk1Ix60>>191 I don't know. It seemed to me Osamu had a thing for KK... For example, Osamu forcefully grabbed my arm saying "Watch out for the ashtray!"
My friend was staring at me as this happened. It seemed kind of not-normal, the way he grabbed (;^ω^) 0195名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:33:06.53ID:iIBIkOlZ0>>7 箕輪 0196名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:34:09.64ID:BoYk1Ix60>>194 Probably he was hungry for contact with females.
This was just one example. The dude Osamu was all over myself. Yikes.
Other seniors like Suzuki and Tanaka seemed just happy to sit and talk with me. 0197名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:36:24.74ID:BoYk1Ix60>>191 こんな感じで盛った雄がワキャワキャしてる感じだったよオサム。
鈴木氏も田中氏も普通に座って喋って楽しい人たちなのに オサムは楽しくないんだよなあ
まあ相性みたいなもんじゃないか? 0198名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:40:02.92ID:BoYk1Ix60 Gift (・ω・)ノ hirox46
At college, KK worked at the SS-ranked luxury hotel called Teikoku Hotel. They mainly hire pretty-faces (as this was what I was told later.)
******** One day on Campus, Me, Suzuki, Tada, Tanaka, Osamu and everyone surrounded the table. Suzuki, who was 2 years older, did most of the talking. He glanced at me and said “I suppose KK sees us and thinks ‘In your dreams!’ But you need to talk more. We’re all interested in what you have to say! Well, Tada, on the other hand. I can easily imagine women at each other’s throat at your funeral.” What was I supposed to say? Oh, no. I’m totally available!? I just let it pass. I hate this seminar-style sessions where you have to speak up in front of 10 other people. The presence of this talkative dude helped. Later in the same room, some other man, whose name I don’t remember, said to me “Don’t you want a boyfriend or something, KK?” I could tell the dude was already critical and intimidating. KK replied: “I don’t want to seem HUNGRY. I’m not a GO-GETTER. you know.” And the guy looked up and down at me cooly and said “Well, it just seems to me that you look so thin.” Jesus, this unclean looking dude was 3 years older than me. Way to break the ice indeed. BTW, this dude Suzuki and I got on well. He later went to Africa and brought back a delicately crafted music box for me. A nice gesture.
See, I got into the university at Age 18, right after HS. Though a lot of people spend years studying until they get accepted by the university of their choice. These people start college life older. Mr. Suzuki (law) was already 2 years older and Mr. Tanaka(business) was 3 years older. I got on well with them.
One other time when we went to visit a fall. We were taking it easy in a dining room. There were female participants from an all-female university. I asked one of the ladies to get a cushion for me. She replied “Go fetch yourself.” I peered over and saw lots of intimidating big men hovering around the cushions. So I asked her again “Can you bring a cushion for me?” Her reply remained the same – “Go fetch yourself.” As this episode shows, KK was incredibly shy and letting herself walk into that pile of dirty smelly men was unthinkable. KK always has no trouble talking to female strangers. After all KK was raised by mother and sister.
KK got over her shyness when she went to England to study. Everywhere you turn, you see an English man. I think it’s the language that urges you to be more forthcoming and accepting. My ex was an English man, too – the guy who would spend a good 10-to20 minutes on kissing. Said “all the while at the dinner, I was thinking of kissing your pretty mouth.” 0199名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:42:15.33ID:g/92KnU90 タラコ、ホリエモン、ミヤネ、宮迫、ラサール、ダイゴ、ウーマン 古市、橋下、百田、高須、高樹、香山、室井、星田、高田
同じ東洋人の薄い系統だが、あんま似てない 0205名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:49:14.86ID:BoYk1Ix60>>203 売れなくて7位に下がったからって八つ当たりするなよ 情けない男だなあ 0206名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:49:42.74ID:BoYk1Ix60 売れなくなった雑魚(笑) 0207名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:51:21.75ID:ygI1ftkY0>>160 単に公立に受からなくて私立行っただけ そういうパターンもある 0208名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:51:24.60ID:rmt5zSD40 負けお玉杓子 0209名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:51:27.43ID:BoYk1Ix60>>203 Osamu is all about psychological revenge porn
Why would I even give him the satisfaction?
I was not there to be No. 1. I didn't like any of them. I enjoyed chatting with Suzuki and Tanaka but that was it. I wouldn't want to kiss any of them even if they paid me LOL
I'm pretty sure they return the same feelings ;-) 0210名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:52:39.84ID:ygI1ftkY0>>201 みんな人が離れていってるね あらゆる組織から追い出されてるし 0211名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:54:03.11ID:U3ZXrfH/0>>35 おまえ頭悪そうだな 0212名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:55:07.31ID:BoYk1Ix60>>209 Returning from Africa with a beautifully crafted music box is a genuine gesture. You would just bring back some local food for everyone. He made the exception just for me.
This same dude said "You must look at us and think - in your dreams!" to me. I guess he felt I was out of his league. I know he was just making conversations but still I wasn't attracted to Suzuki or Osamu or Tanaka.
Truth to be told. What am I supposed to say?
I shouldn't have said this in public I suppose LOL ( *´艸`) 0213名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 12:55:21.92ID:ZOKGphf30 金かしてくれ うまいもうけ話しがある 神様がどうとかこうとか 公明党に投票して
ブスのくせに 0218名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 13:01:15.98ID:Q5aUOAYk0 今日のピュータンズは頭がおかしいな 0219名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 13:01:58.24ID:a46P+k0G0 「5chに毎日グダグダ文句を書き連ねてる人」 0220名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 13:02:03.63ID:BoYk1Ix60 Anyway, I suggest Osamu put forward a photo of this Judy & Mary look-a-like. (You might think I'm being critical but this is being generous. A tiny-eyed, fat-faced, fat-bodied, untidy plain girl who did not even try to show respect for my seniority.)
Let's see what she looked like (then.) And we're all happy (*^-^*) I think I'm being fair LOL 0221名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 13:03:11.03ID:BoYk1Ix60>>219 昔の私が愚痴をダラダラ書いてましたかね??
違うでしょーが
お前が私に恥をかかすために印象を悪くするようなことを言ってきたんだろうが。
私怨たぎらせるだけが能の負け犬が(笑) 0222名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 13:03:42.80ID:hDlkqjuJ0>>7 西野 0223名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 13:04:32.81ID:zkk6z50I0 ありがとうの話だけは気をつけた方がいい。 同じようなので、ダメ出しはするけど良い所を褒める事はしない人も。 0224名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 13:07:46.61ID:BoYk1Ix60>>220 BTW, I was younger than this Judy & Mary. Judy & Mary started college old. So she was older than me even though she was a freshman.
I kind of opted out rather than being left to run the room without Suzuki and Tada and Tanaka, truth to be told. These guys relocated to the other campus closer to Shinjuku.
Anyway, I wish I could be the funny guy, mingling, drinking beer and burping with dudes.
It ain't me. I cannot be someone I'm not.
You may ask questions - I'm happy to answer anytime! 0225名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 13:10:47.91ID:BoYk1Ix60 あとで「ひろゆきが積極的に関わった人物や事象」について語りにきます
You didn't get to grow out of your inferiority towards me (`・ω・´)
Grow a pair and deal with all by yourself!!!!! 0232名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 13:25:04.58ID:BoYk1Ix60 Deal with your emotional baggage all by yourself!!!!!
Don't you dare try to embarrass KK in front of Hajime or Hiroyuki!!!!!
GROW UP ALREADY LOSER 0233名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 13:26:55.06ID:BoYk1Ix60 私たちは弱い、でもそれでも良いじゃない KK: But hey, we shouldn't beat ourselves up [over it] [alt: There is nothing wrong with that]
Scanlation: But hey, what's wrong with that?
Editor deleted the [alt.] This is KK (;^ω^)
If you're such a big man, stop using KK to up your reputation. 0234名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 13:27:28.95ID:BoYk1Ix60 Good for nothing
My only talent is revenge porn
( *´艸`) 0235名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 13:28:37.89ID:BoYk1Ix60>>234 Excuse me, did I ever ask for your company??
No, I do not recall ever doing that.
Take a hike already. KK never complained until 2017. 0236名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 13:29:14.52ID:BoYk1Ix60>>235 To be precise, not until 2015.
Kinki Kids brought all that chaos with them. 0237名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 13:31:14.06ID:BoYk1Ix60 Revenge Porn is the only way you will ever do.
That's THE ONLY THING you're good at.
Keep it real. Only losers do this "blast from the past" sort of thing. I only gave facts. You can put your own spin to it or whatever.
I don't care. And I don't like you. 0238名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 13:32:00.00ID:BoYk1Ix60 ま、レベンジ・ポルノは負け犬専門ってこと 0239名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 13:32:33.02ID:BoYk1Ix60 おっと間違ったw
そんな人見たことないけどいるのかな? 0250名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 15:26:40.63ID:I0Gcnm7w0 まともな人間ならひろゆきに関わりたくないだろ どんなメリットがあろうとも関わってる奴に呆れる 0251整形♪上陸♪通名♪犯罪♪正体不明の朝鮮人♪2021/11/12(金) 15:30:17.89ID:d3/cX71B0 関西のお笑い芸人も東京に逃げてくるもんな。 やっぱああいう連中でと地元の底辺DQNとはさっさと縁切りたいんやろ。 0252名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 15:30:47.17ID:7sAeDdix0>>1 車乗ってて、道譲ってやってんのに感謝を表明しないクソ野郎って多いよね。 0253名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 15:42:12.27ID:ygI1ftkY0 ごめんなさいが言えない人もダメだよねえ 0254名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 15:52:24.59ID:aNTIfY0z0 あいさつが出来ない人 0255名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 16:43:06.64ID:rmt5zSD40 間違えたら素直にごめんなさいと言えばみんなすぐ忘れるのに言えない人っているよね 0256名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 18:55:06.91ID:CK71LLM90 ↑優秀 時間を守って仕事も出来る人 時間は守らないが仕事が出来る人 時間を守るが仕事が出来ない人 時間を守らず仕事も出来ない人 ↓クズ 0257名無しさん@恐縮です2021/11/12(金) 18:55:35.20ID:9BKqTapm0 Question: I am still a boy struggling to turn into a man. My Advice: Don't venture. Maintain pride. LD is the only actor with actual heft.
Brad is never strong enough to carry a movie by himself. He needs strong supporting characters. Dull to watch. TC has no pride + blacklisted.