~Features of MURPHY'S HOTEL~ 1. The TV remote control in the room suddenly disappears. 2. The water pressure becomes weak only when you use the shower. 3. There are many parents who make their children cry and cry on purpose. 4. There are many owners who make their dogs cry and cry on purpose. 5. The boasting of the sound of motorcycles often appears to hear the sound. 6.There may be foreign matter like a piece of plastic in sushi at a sushi bar. 7. You're the only one in the room, but there's a roll of toilet paper on the toilet seat. 8. Fake Usain Bolt, who overtakes you with a dash all of a sudden, comes out. 9. The road construction starts when you check in, and it ends when you check out. 10. When you boot up your laptop, hackers from all over the country visit you. 11. When you check in, the train passing by turns into Miles Davis. 12. When you check in, there will be many emergency cases around the hotel and many ambulances will be sent out. 13. If you buy low-fat bacon at the convenience store of the hotel, you will get fatty bacon somehow. 14. If you charge the spare batteries of your digital camera and go out, the uncharged batteries appear. 15. Please note that the gas burner that you bought online is a very dangerous product that keeps spraying from the time of installation. 16. Only the TV in your room has poor reception. It's no use replacing expensive TVs. 17. The stairs near your room are filled with vomit by cult members, so let's use the elevator. ↑NEW But don't worry. So here is MURPHY!! Thank you!!━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)v━━━━!!:;:;:;:;::;@ 0102デロビブリオ(公衆電話) [DE]2020/02/14(金) 18:30:38.74ID:5ktkYK/X0>>8 あなたの葬式は何宗で出せば良いのかな？ 0103ヘルペトシフォン(埼玉県) [RU]2020/02/14(金) 18:30:57.65ID:0tHU3jLh0 ん？だれか、俺を呼んだー？ 0104テルモデスルフォバクテリウム(日本) [VE]2020/02/14(金) 18:31:56.47ID:jXEczclt0 やる事やらんで神頼みか この戯けが
